...is the seam ripper/cutting implement/measuring tape always on the opposite side of the table? WHY?

Also, Pandora, why do you keep playing John Mayer every five gorram minutes when I have thumbs-down'd 10+ versions of his songs? How many versions of his stuff do you have? I give anything else a thumbs down and you won't play that artist for a ( Read more... )

Okay, so nothing really interesting, besides a 2-liter bottle full of halfway fermented orange soda, which was, needless to say, really disgusting. But I did find a glass bottle! Which possibly means that the Glass Current is coming in.

What is the Glass Current, you ask? Well, I have a theory. It could be completely wrong, as I have not bothered to ( Read more... )

Okay, this may top my previous beach finds of the toilet seat and the road cone. I mean, toilet seats and road cones are everywhere; it's not that strange that they'd end up on the beach. But today I found...

A boomerang.

With a bright orange teardrop-shaped sticker on one end that says "I wish I were a Yamaha".

I think the sticker really makes it. I  ( Read more... )